trolling danyel

Me: So I was trying to buy RED on DVD today.
Danyel: Trying?
Me: They said it was too awesome for me to own. That no man could ever "own" it and it needed to be free to run in the wild and one day...if we were lucky enough it would return of its own free will.
Danyel: What? They? Who is they?
Me: Target.
Danyel: They said that?
Me: Yeah, I took it to the counter and this old woman in red robes said it was too awesome and powerful and no mere mortal could tame it.
Danyel: So you seriously didn't buy it?
Me: So I set out on a quest to become immortal.
Danyel: Wow...
Me: I am a god!
Danyel: So who is the idiot now?
Me: You.
Danyel: No, you. So going on with the story I know you bought it.
Me: No, actually they were sold out.